So keepin it short and sweet....
Grown to dislike;
toyboys, lies, one sided selfishness, web cam, roallarcoaster rides, sharks and dolphins( nightmare inducing - please lets not talk about that), Internet buddies...too much virtual stuff, tricks and mind games, farewells, being poorly, migraines, warm beer, ice cream, flashy men with big wallets and no class,sport cars, cricket, lots of cliches, lies (worthy of second mention), the married ones "sigh"
Love...
Hi, I'm looking for a smart, intelligent, sexy man with a nice athletic build for clean safe & discreet no strings fun. Anywhere between about 23 and 46 would be nice. A man who is good with his hands & knows how to take his time :-) No married guys or guys with girlfriends please. Message me on here & we'll see where things go from there x
***Truly, I do not know how to say this any more clearly, but, I'M NOT INTERESTED IN MEN AGED 50+, WITH A CHUNKY/STOCKY BUILD, OR WHO HAVE AN EMPTY PROFILE!! Please - don't waste my time or yours!*** I'm an intelligent, responsive, sensual 'BBW' (size 28) seeking something REGULAR, and hopefully at least semi-committed/serious, with a reliable, honest and highly-sexed single man in the London area (NW especially, or Herts/Bucks)....
Do you want to know how I am going to make my millions or how I am going to spend it?! What am I looking for? A tall, articulate man in his mid 30s to mid 40s who can show a lady a good time! I am not after a serious relationship but still want to meet someone regularly that can hold a decent conversation and has a good sense...
I am a 47 year old young looking female, on the lookout for a fit, sociable, positive guy preferably younger to stimulate me. I'm not really interested if you want to shove a cock in my face without a little conversation first and no I cant meet you tonight!!! I dont necessarily want to be your penpal, so a happy medium would be nice. I've done the one night thing...
Looking for a little bit of sensible fun after finally finding myself single after a long time. I am looking for someone to connect on a physical and emotional level at first. I have been around long enough to know what I want and,..........what you will want. I have put this picture up to attract attention, I hope it works! Any replies will be dealt with accordingly. I am a...
Hi - Life is busy and complicated. I'm not interested (at the moment) in long-term commitment, just looking for a bit of company, and fun occasionally. I don't expect to monogamous or expect that in return, but I do expect honesty. So if you are married, or in a long term relationship, Im not interested. Tell me what you are into and what you are looking for. I like a...
....I am easy to get on with. Chilled & love a bit of banter, I give as good as I get! I am an Office Manager and work in London. I want to find someone I click with & have some things in common, we all have personalities as well as sexual desires. Moved to the area & don't really know anyone. Looking for friends or someone special that enjoy's...
We are looking for NSA fun. We are a confident and very open minded couple. Discretion is a must. Young, fun, bubbly and up for anything!!! We are looking to spice things up and we are very adventurous couple.. NSA fun and discretion is a must. Ok a little bit about what we are looking for. We like to take care of our selves. We don't take life too seriously...
Single female seeks whiny man for shouting matches, hustling and future divorce.
I enjoy smoking, drinking, pornography, Marmite, petty-theft, cake and self-righteous indignation.
I was asked a while ago to list my personal value structures, only to come to the surprising realisation that I have none whatsoever.
I have middling intelligence, but try to appear smarter by affecting a world-weary air, memorising useless statistics and chuckling at my own mean-spirited,...
Ok here we go...I want to expand my sexual horizons....I am happily married ..I am looking for a guy/couple/single lady to join us, my husband will be present to watch/participate or maybe not if I can be persuaded!. If a couple/single lady join us I am bi-curious..
Looking forward to hearing from you all.
Take care
To start this thanks for reading my profile. I am 5'2", blonde and am a curvy size 14 and have been described as voluptuous but I will leave that for you to decide Discretion of major importance, as is time, as i work full time. I enjoy the chat and flirting (of course if there is an attraction), getting to know someone as time goes along. Am looking for one...